Friday, June 10, 2016

The Queen is screaming at Etsy!

Greetings! Another double feature release is now available from the ole Coffin! This double feature includes two of Barbara Steele's classic Italian gothic horror films. The Ghost (1963) and Nightmare Castle (1965).

Steele, as usual, is outstanding in both of these films. The Ghost is a continuation of the Dr. Hichcock theme that starred Steele in the 1962 film "The Horrible Dr. Hichcock" that was also directed by Riccardo Freda. A slow burn type of horror film but well acted and filmed. This was one of Steele's films that I hadn't discovered until about five years ago. Nightmare Castle is one of Steele's most well known films probably taking second fiddle to Black Sunday (1960). Directed by Mario Caiano who claims the film was a tribute to Gothic cinema and to Steele herself. Steele knocks it out of the park with her dual performance. Story wise it fits right in with the Hichcock themes which makes this a very nice double feature. It also stars the lovely Helga Line (Horror Rises From The Tomb).

Celluloid Coffin Video also has a new home on Etsy! We will still list on Ebay but I thought it might be a good idea to expand so we will see how things go. I mean come on you can get your craft on and pick up some great horror, sci-fi and euro spy flicks! Right now only domestic shipping is available through the Etsy store but that is only temporary. For our international customers you can continue to pick up titles through Ebay. So come on by and check us out!

Celluloid Coffin Video at Etsy

Celluloid Coffin Video at Ebay

The next Halloween Hootenanny disc is in the editing stages. I've got some great ideas for what I hope to be another great fun release that will include some giant monsters, angst ridden werewolves, outer space invasions gone awry and hopefully Vincent Price! Also another double feature release will happen soon. I've got an idea that's been kicking around the coffin that involves fangs, the living dead and everyone's favorite Spanish lycanthrope, Paul Naschy! So stay tuned and stay scary!

Monday, May 9, 2016

Slash O Rama Drive-in is here!

Greetings again fellow ghoulsters! I am happy to announce the all new Celluloid Coffin Video trailer compilation entitled "Coffindan's Slash O Rama Drive-In". I finally put the pedal to the metal and finished this little gem before the summer hit. 97 minutes of heart pounding, blood splattering, throat slashing horror! A tribute to one of my favorite sub genres in horror, the slasher film. Along with these great trailers are also plenty of drive-in theater intermission ads. A lot of fun to be had on this little disc and a sure fire hit for your next family get together.....if your family is a bunch of psychopaths....not that there's anything wrong with that!

Also available from the Coffin is "Don't Look In The Basement" / "Messiah of Evil" double feature!
A double dose of shock and sleaze! Both films
were filmed in 1973 and are staples of low budget horror and exploitation. No trailers on this disc just bare bones horror!

I'm a bit of new comer when it came to "Don't Look In The Basement" so it was a treat to check
this one out before figuring out what to pair it with. "Messiah of Evil" has been in my horror vocab since the 8th grade when I discovered the old Video Gems big box rental. It certainly isn't the be all, end all zombie flick but it's a cool twist on the sub genre. What I love about both of these films is that they really show off their birth dates of 1973. The settings, the fashion, the hair, just ALL of what made the early 1970's so bell bottommy glorious!

Be sure to drop by the ole Ebay Coffin and check out the new titles. There are more on the way as I come up with a few more double features in anticipation of having a vendor table at this years Monster Fest 2016 in Chesapeake, Virginia. Plus another Halloween Hootenanny is on the drawing board and I hope to get that started and finished in the next few months!

Stay Ghoulish!!

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

The mummy must return to it's tomb....

Due to rights issues Celluloid Coffin Video is discontinuing La Venganza De La Momia. This 1973 film also known as The Mummy's Revenge was one of the first titles in the Coffins canon and as a small time DIY I was rather proud of this one. It was a good print, uncut, widescreen and in Spanish with English subs, a real treat for collectors of Spanish horror.

The good news is that Dorado Films has acquired the rights to this title which is a great thing! I know I can't do it justice with limited funds. I'm just a collector who's offering titles to other collectors. Dorado will do this up nicely. From what I have seen of their product, I have been impressed. Finally this wonderful film is getting an official U.S. DVD release (not sure about Blu-Ray) and I look forward to seeing the end result!

Stay groovy ghouls!

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Back holy man! Back shaman! Back priest!

In 1979 I was just 8 years old. I was a 2 year graduate of the Star Wars (1977) phenomenon and by now a full fledged monsterkid. When the T.V. commercials began to appear for a new mini series on CBS that involved vampires, my pointed monsterkid ears perked to attention! Salem's Lot is by far the end all be all horror mini series. It freaked me out as a kid and it still delivers the goods for me 37 years later.
The mini series is based on the Stephen King novel of the same name, as pretty much anyone reading this entry knows. It's been quite awhile since I have read the book but I remember it freaking me out as much as the T.V. adaptation. It concerns a writer by the name of Ben Mears (David Soul) returning to his childhood home to write a novel. A novel about a house, THE house, the Marsten house that sits at the top of the hill as one enters the sleepy little Maine town known as Salem's Lot.

There is also a new face in town. A face that ultimately comes to represent an unspeakable evil. An evil in the guise of an older British gentlemen by the name of Richard Straker (James Mason). Straker is a business partner to the yet unseen Kurt Barlow, they own an antiques company that has settled down in the town. What the residents don't know is that not only is Straker bringing in fine antiques, he is also bringing in and ultimately harboring the most evil and corrupt vessel of horror known to man.....a vampire.

And now the stage is set for director Tobe Hooper and screen writer Paul Monash to make it all come together in a two night, four hour historical television event.

Tobe Hooper is of course then and now best known for his seminal "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (1974) and Monash had already had success with Stephen King producing the film adaptation of "Carrie" (1976). This was certainly a "dream team" that came together at the right time and under the right circumstances. Monash combined and deleted characters from the original novel which is pretty understandable but still did a great job of conveying the story line and some sub plots. For me the stand out is of course Hooper's direction. The first part of the film (basically the first 2 hours) is spent introducing characters and building them up for the audience to either love or hate. Hooper also throws in a smattering of atmosphere and a few little jumps to keep you on your toes. I feel this is why the film works so well.

Hooper is able to keep you glued to the screen during the first half of the film. It really goes by at a very nice pace and you never get bored. There is just enough spookiness that you are kept in anticipation waiting for the truth to finally reveal itself. The first half ends on such a great note as well. The last half hour or so gives a peek at how the evil that has descended upon Salem's Lot is beginning to grow. The demise of the Glick brothers is a series of incredibly photographed sequences that are guaranteed to give you the shivers and keep you up night when you think you might have heard a slight tap at your bedroom window. The delivery of something cold and all out wrong in the guise of a headboard in a large crate is another extremely well filmed, albeit simple, sequence that is completely driven by actors Geoffrey Lewis (Mike Ryerson) and Barney McFadden (Ned Tibbets). This sequence alone shows how to convey horror and terror with not one single drop of stage blood nor a glimpse of what we all know has got to be in that crate.

At the end of the first night, the evil has wormed its way into the town and several of its townsfolk. The look of the undead is thrown right up in our faces as well. We all know what these vampires look like and they are scary as hell. The decision to go with glowing eyes through contact lenses was perfect. The eyes are more unsettling than the fangs in my opinion. And speaking of the fangs, these vampires are equipped with some wicked canines. They are discolored, which is a great look and really conveys the pestilence and disease that these creatures are carrying and dealing out.

The second half of the series finally introduces us to the big bad vampire played by Reggie Nalder. The name is never truly given but to the audience I always felt we are lead to believe this is Kurt Barlow. The "business partner" to Straker. Straker really is more of a body guard to Straker, an enabler, a protector if you will. James Mason plays this part very matter of fact. He pulls no punches really, he oozes evil. We really see it when he confronts the local priest and challenges the holy man to put down his cross and put his faith against the face of the monster. "Faith against face holy man!". The second half of Salem's Lot is an all out race against time. The townsfolk are being vampirized  pretty quickly as many are starting to show signs of being tired and sluggish. A side of effect of having your life blood drained during the wee hours of the night. The confrontation of Mike Ryerson and high school teacher Jason Burke (Lew Ayers) is one of those moments that sticks with you. Geoffery Lewis (Mike) seated in the rocking chair and slowly rising and contorting his body while hissing the lines "Look at me teacher!" gives me goose bumps as I'm typing!

Another brilliant confrontation is in the hospital morgue when Ben (Soul) is confronted by the Glick boys newly turned mother is expertly filmed and acted especially by David Soul. His stammering of Psalm 23 while the body of the mother begins to twitch and rise from the exam table is another goose pimply moment. He is able to fend her off with a cross made of tongue depressors and medical tape which really conveys the theory of faith being an important tool in fighting the undead vampire. The last hour of this second part of the film is very fast paced and finally brings us to the center of all the evil. The Marsten House confrontation is outstanding in set design alone. The emptiness of an abandoned house worn with age and neglect is perfectly captured. The house itself was a facade built on the hill for the film and cost a reportedly $100,000. I don't know if that included the inside set or not but wow did they nail it! Ben is accompanied by the local doctor Bill Norton (Ed Flanders) who is finally convinced of what is going on in Salem's Lot. He is also the father of Ben's love interest Susan (Bonnie Bedelia) who has also made it to the house after seeing a young boy, Mark Petrie (Lance Kerwin) enter the house looking for revenge upon the vampire.

The final battle sees Straker abduct Susan ("I've taken her to meet who she came to see.") and also impale her father on a wall adorned with antlers. A nice scene that shows that Straker is a rather powerful man or possibly more than human. He is killed by Ben when tries to attack him and Mark. Ben unloads a .38 revolver into him and Straker finally expires. Ben and Mark make it to the cellar of the Marsten house and discover the vampires resting place, its coffin residing in root cellar behind a metal door. They drag the coffin out and as the last rays of sunlight disappear Ben is able to slam a wooden stake into and through the heart of the dreaded vampire. This is another striking sequence that is well filmed and full of suspense. The space in which the coffin hides is also a resting place for those that have become servants of the undead vampire. As Mark looks on the horror of Ben staking the vampire you see the awakening of the others. They slowly crawl towards Mark as his back is to them, their eyes glowing and their hissing becoming louder as they approach. It really is a long lasting image that will forever be burned into my brain. It certainly is my favorite part of the entire film.

Ben and Mark set fire to the Marsten house, ultimately destroying the nest of vampires inside and Ben laments the fact that Susan has been turned into an undead creature and is dying inside. This brings us to our epilogue which finds Ben and Mark on the run from the scourge of vampires. They are in Guatemala filling up on holy water when the vessel begins to glow brightly and they know they have been found. Ben encounters a vampire in the house they are in and it turns out to be Susan. This is the one occasion where the vampire is presented in an eerily beautiful light. Ben is able to resist his love for Susan and brings her to an end with a wooden stake thus bringing the greatest mini series ever to a close. 

Let me take a moment to say something about the character of Mark Petrie. Mark represents the monsterkid in all of us. His room is adorned with movie posters for Frankenstein and Dracula. He has an incredible collection of the old Aurora model kits from the 70's and he already has a working knowledge of vampires and how to defend himself against them. There is even dialogue where he explains what a ghoul is to his friends the Glick brothers. While the whole movie clicked with me, this character clicked with me on a whole different level. While Mark is a teenager and I was only 8 when the mini series came out, I completely identified with the character. I had a working knowledge of monsters and vampires and I knew what a ghoul was. I so put myself in the shoes of Mark Petrie when he confronts the vampire and says "I'm gonna kill you!". I guess this is why this mini series works so well for me. Right place, right time.

If you haven't seen Salem's Lot do it and do it now. Find the mini series and completely bypass the condensed theatrical version that was released in Europe and VHS in the states as Salem's Lot: The Movie. While it's not a complete waste of time, it just doesn't have the bite that the mini series has......you see what I did there right?

Cheers ghouls!!

Salem's Lot (1979) Trailer

Monday, April 4, 2016

It's a place of refuge, it's a mansion in the fog!

Another release is upon us ghoulies! A nice tasty piece of Euro/Spanish celluloid entitled La Mansion De La Niebla aka Murder Mansion (1972).

This is one of those slow burn type of films that has just enough action in it to keep you awake but really it's an atmospheric thriller with plenty of fog. There's a great creepy mansion in the fog and an even creepier cemetery in the fog and several murders......in the fog. If you could set up your viewing area outside in the yard you should do so and make sure it's on a foggy evening.

It's also known as Maniac Mansion and Exorcism Mansion....why I have no idea but the poster is pretty rad!

Here's the skinny on the film itself. It's a Spanish/Italian co production directed by Francisco Lara Polop and written by Luis G. de Blain and Antonio Troiso. It stars Ida Galli who also was in Lucio Fulci's Seven Notes in Black (1977) and Analia Gade who starred in Exorcism's Daughter (1971). I wonder if that's where the whole "Exorcism Mansion" title might have been derived from? Oh the mind ponders doesn't it?

Murder Mansion (the U.S. title) hit video shelves in the 1980's via Charter Home Entertainment. It was dubbed into English of course but was presented to my knowledge pretty much intact without much or any censoring. Celluloid Coffin is proud to present this title in a nice Widescreen print with the original Spanish audio with English subtitles. A real steal for only $7.00 (plus shipping)! You can find it over at the ole bay....Ebay that is of course. And yes the price went up a buck due to new materials being used for the cover art. Nice glossy cover art!

There are several projects in the works right now at the old coffin. I'm still assembling a new trailer compilation and I hope to gear up for the fall with another Halloween Hootenanny! Of course all this just hinges on how much free time I have. There's a lot to do when you spend your time roaming the endless catacombs searching for mildew ridden cans of film to exhume! Until next time, keep watching spooky flicks!

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Hello all! Happy belated New Years! It's been awhile since I have made a new entry and for that I apologize. Life has been busy in the coffin lately and with that said I thought I would update you Monsterkids on some new titles that are available now from Celluloid Coffin Video!

First up is one of my favorite 1950's sci fi flicks, Invasion of the Saucermen (1957). As a young Monsterkid I remember seeing this on t.v. and loving every minute of it. It's played as more comedy than frightening sci fi but it's so enjoyable. This movie introduced me to the big headed alien look. I can't recall how old I might have been but I was probably around 6 years old, but I found those big headed bug eyed creatures to be quite frightful! This film has never had an official DVD release and still floats around in limbo. Celluloid Coffin Video is proud to present this with very nice picture quality and fullscreen (4:3).

Paul Naschy returns to Celluloid Coffin Video in two titles that are some favorites of mine. Our first Naschy feature for 2016 is La Furia Del Hombre Lobo aka Fury of the Wolfman (1970). Waldemar Daninsky returns as everyone's favorite tortured soul of a Wolfman. This installment also stars the beautiful Perla Cristal. Fury is one Naschy title that has been released many times in it's edited American form. Celluloid Coffin Video presents this version under the title Werewolf Never Sleeps and is uncut. The print is a little shaky as it is taken from the Swedish VHS release. However it is the most complete English language print (with Swedish subtitles). A real mess of a film but a fun furry romp for sure!

Our next Naschy release also came out in 1970 and co stars Michael Rennie (The Day the Earth Stood Still) and Karin Dor (Castle of the Walking Dead). Los Monstruos Del Terror aka Assignment Terror has Naschy playing the role of Daninsky and the Frankenstein monster! It's also a tribute to the monster mash films of the 1940's as it features Earth's most frightening monsters as The Mummy and Dracula also make an appearance. This feature is presented in Widescreen format from a very nice Spanish language print. It's got English subtitles so you don't have to be bilingual! A nice extra is the German language trailer for the film under the title Dracula Jagt Frankenstein (Dracula Vs Frankenstein) which also was the American title for the film when it hit stateside in the 1970's. Ok I might have fibbed you will have to be bilingual to understand the German trailer!

And finally another Naschy gem! Inquisition (1978) the witch craft film starring Paul Naschy as a Witchfinder General investigating stories of witchcraft in a small village. Naschy becomes romantically involved with a young woman who has made a pact with the Devil! All hell breaks loose! A absolutely beautiful print in Spanish language with English subtitles. Lots of nudity in this one kids! It's also features some great performances from Naschy and Daniela Giordano. It also has a really great story line. A highly recommended film! The film is presented in Widescreen and it is stellar!


Also coming soon is another fun filled trailer compilation! I am currently slicing and dicing rotted celluloid and pasting it all together with crypt drippings left over from the bats so once it's finished fermenting the Coffin will be unleashing it onto the world!

As always ghoulies come on by the Ebay Coffin to grab a copy of the newest Celluloid Coffin Video release and our other releases as well. Feel free to rummage around the coffin to see what other goodies can be found as well!

Cheers!!

Coffindan



Monday, August 31, 2015

R.I.P. Wes Craven 1939 - 2015

At 7AM this morning I saw the news ticker across the bottom of my T.V. screen as I watched the morning newscast. Wes Craven was gone.....but certainly not forgotten.

I first heard of Craven through an ad in Fangoria magazine. The movie was "The Hills Have Eyes" but I can't really recall if it was an article on the movie or an ad for the soundtrack in Fangoria's soundtrack section. I didn't experience Craven's craft until 1984's "A Nightmare on Elm Street". I was instantly taken by the film and all it's nuances. I hadn't seen anything like it before unless you count Phantasm (1979) which I've always kind of thought ANOES was similar to. While Phantasm scared me, Nightmare and it's main character Freddy Krueger, scared me to death.

This film opened me up to the world of Wes Craven and I needed to see more of his work. I do know that after ANOES I went directly to The Hills Have Eyes. While the film was gritty and unsettling, it still didn't hit me like Elm Street did. With Elm Street I didn't know what was real or a dream (of course a running theme throughout the series) and the imagery is simply outstanding and frightening. That shot of Freddy with the out stretched arms slowly coming down the alley to get Tina is forever burned into my brain. I believe it was then I saw The Hills Have Eyes II and I was left feeling flat. The film just didn't have that "umph!" that Elm Street had and that I really wanted to experience again in a Wes Craven film.

Finally, one day while browsing the horror aisle at my local video store I saw the title I was looking for. The title I had read about but no one seemed to have on their shelves for rent (remember kids this was the mid - late 80's, we couldn't stream a movie on the internet you had to go out and rent a tape and if the store didn't have it in stock you were screwed). The Last House on the Left was the game changer for me. I had read about it so I knew what I was getting into, we I thought I did. By today's standards the film may have lost some of it's impact but still to me, it retains plenty of it. It was the film that seemed to get referenced all the time when people talked about Elm Street....and with good reason.

Last House was an assault on my senses. I hadn't seen such brutality on the screen until I popped that tape in the VCR. The film was extremely gritty, more so than Hills Have Eyes. The movie was full of squirm in your seat scenes which I admit bothered me the first go around. Hell they are still squirmy scenes which is a testament to Craven's ability as a director and story teller.

For me Craven's films were a series of ups and downs, good and not so good but always entertaining. When Craven returned in 1994 with Wes Craven's New Nightmare I was excited to see what he was going to bring to the Krueger family dinner table. Craven did not disappoint although some didn't like the film, I thought it was a nice return to that dark uncertainty that was found in the original Nightmare film. 1996 would be the year that really brought Craven back into the mainstream of the horror genre. Scream was an instant hit in theaters and a very nice tribute to the slasher film genre from a man who helped shape the genre in the 80's. While it might not be one of my favorite films of the Craven cannon, it is still one that has its frightful place on the shelves of many a horror fan.

Wes Craven will be missed. I will miss seeing his name pop up on new projects or seeing that he will be making an appearance at a horror convention. Although I never got a chance to meet the director, I have always heard some many great stories from those who have. He was described as one of the nicest people you would ever want to meet.....which seems about right. Usually it's the nice ones that have the ability to scare the pants off us!